Event: Casefic Exchange is a fanwork exchange focusing on investigations. These can be solving murders, retrieving stolen items, finding missing people, missions, and mysteries. As long as it has an investigation as its core theme, it fits with the exchange. We are an AO3 exchange; you must have an account and be 18+ to participate.
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Which I can sum up for you as "They went on one date a decade and a half ago and have been obsessed with each other ever since. Also, something terrible happened to Boston and everybody therein."
(It got sent to the moon. I'm just going to assume everybody died almost before they had time to realize.)
"Ordinary bakers. Extraordinary feats of bad judgment."
[baker's silhouette speaking in disguised voice] "I guess I got a bit carried away with the chocolate drizzle -- you know, it's always a bit of a crap shoot..."
"I made my mother-in-law deliver it."
[whispered]
Confessions...
"...and then I found myself smashing a disco ball on top of it."
[small sob] "I figured the lights would blind anyone who got too close!"
[whispered]
Revelations...
"They loved skiing. Nothing says 'skiing' like giant plastic pickles and shredded Parmesan, right?" [hiccups]
"I didn't realize how bad it was 'til the bride threw it at me."
[whispered]
Disclosures...
"They said they wanted 'steampunk,' so I googled it. Gears, tentacles, balloons - I was all, 'Hey, I got this.'"
"And, boy, did I get it."
[sound of pages flipping] Uh... ah! [whispering]
Formal professions of guilt...
"So then I said, 'hey, you know what'd be cute? Camouflage butterflies."
"But the bride just didn't see it."
Next week... on Confessions of a Master Baker:
"So I figured, put the babies ON the carrots..."
[light behind figures fades to black]
Thanks to Jessica W., Michelle B., Melanie J., Stella P., & Natalie S. for the delicious divulgences.
*****
P.S. Quick Butterfly Chaser to remind you they CAN be super lovely:
They're double-sided and come with both magnets and stickers. Definitely browse the projects in the reviews, there are so many cool ideas - and the set is on sale right now for $9.99!
Uncle Rogi. He owns a sci-fi / fantasy bookshop complete with a cat, something to admire! He would rather not have to save the day (again), but does his best if he has to. Many of his family members look down on him, but he is the secret heart of the Remillard family.
When Victor tried to kidnap him, Unifex dropped everything and came rushing to save him (probably thinking 'I don't remember this happening the first time round? Urgh, why didn't he tell me??). That said a lot.
Fandom: Project Hail Mary Characters/Pairing/Other Subject: Grace, Laika Content Notes/Warnings: none Medium: digital art Artist on DW/LJ: n/a Artist Website/Gallery:enthyrea on tumblr Why this piece is awesome: The movie's finally on streaming so I got to watch it. Ryland Grace with Laika, aww! Link:patron saints of one way trips, backup link here
5. What is the last book you read and the first you'll read next?
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This is a very compelling retelling of the genesis of the Mercury program, dividing its focus equally between the political pressures that fueled the "space race" and the experiences of the original seven American astronauts, with a particular focus on Glenn. I had long ago understood that Glenn had the most popular appeal of the Mercury Seven, but this book supplied evidence explaining why that was the case, and also hinted at the friction that existed between him and the other astronauts (apart from Scott Carpenter). The irony is that the exceptional traits that made him such a hero also kept him at arms length from most of his fellows.
You ever see a cake and have one of those reactions like: "Ooooh, that's not good. I mean, it could be worse, I guess, but still, really not good. What was it for? ... A wedding?! OH THAT POOR BRIDE."
That's today's cakes.
They're all a bit sad...
A bit lumpy-bumpy...
A bit, "Oh. OH. Um, how... nice?"
When your wedding's "cupcake tower" looks like something you made during the slumber party for your 14th birthday:
Or when there's more wire in your wedding cake than the average 14-year-old's braces:
o.0
You know how in movies when the bad guy lets loose with a machine gun on a wall somewhere, leaving lines of bullet holes that the light shines through?
Imagine the gun shoots roses:
BAM.
(Yes, I know otherwise it's fine. JUST LET ME HAVE THIS.)
And finally, whatever you do, don't think about stretched skin.
Or parsley.
STOP IT.
Thanks to Carrie B., Deanna H., Jimena, Dawn D., Shannon, Britton E., Helen, & Pat J. for lifting our saggy, saggy spirits.
*****
P.S. Speaking of ways to prevent sagging (oh yeah, nailed that segue), this saved my butt during a long painting day recently, so I have a random product recommendation:
This is my new favorite belt, y'all. It basically turns anything with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfy I forget it's on, slimline so it doesn't show under my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my belly or unbuckle for bathroom breaks. Woohoo!
You know how stretch jeans are forever sliding down when you sit or bend, so you have to keep hitching them back up? No more! I wear this with all my jeans now. It's entirely elastic, so it moves and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY recommend for anyone well endowed with squish in the belly area.
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Mary Berman is joining us today to talk about her novel, Until Death. Here’s the publisher’s description:
If Ophelia Cohen learned one thing from her parents, it’s that getting married is a bad idea. But if she’s learning anything from her widowed mother’s dementia, it’s that dying alone is worse. So when she meets Luke–the man of her mother’s dreams–marriage suddenly doesn’t seem so crazy.
But none of Ophelia’s obsessive scrolling on wedding forums can prepare her for the nightmare of planning her own. Why is her mother-in-law going crazy over every detail? Why is Luke’s family so eager to host the wedding in their vineyard’s ancient chapel? And what exactly will Ophelia have to sacrifice if she and her mother both hope to survive her special day?
Shot through with wicked humor, pitch-black horror, and unexpected romance, Until Death is a deliciously dark and funny send-up of the wedding industrial complex–and a mother-daughter story unlike any you’ve read before.
What’s Mary’s favorite bit?
Until Death is a horror novel about wedding planning.
In the novel, I spend a lot of time skewering the usual suspects — the stuff everyone complains about on Wedding Reddit. (I could write a separate My Favorite Bit about Wedding Reddit.) The heinous expense, the myriad stupid little decisions, and the wildly unreasonable expectations of friends and family.
But of course, weddings are not just a capitalist construct, convenient though that would be for my novel. They’re also rich, beautiful, meaningful cultural traditions, saturated with centuries-old, cell-deep customs, aesthetic and symbolic alike. I grew up Catholic, and I knew that if I was going to do a good job on this book, I would have to write about a Catholic wedding. I was never going to be able to properly skewer a wedding that took place under a chuppah or a mandap or that was officiated by someone’s best friend in a field.
So, as I noodled on this book, part of my brain was always scanning for horror-coded Catholic stuff.
Not hard to find, as it turns out.
And one day, I stumbled across St. Catherine of Bologna.
The instant I saw her, I was like, UMMM? THEY PUT A MUMMIFIED WOMAN IN A BOX????
St. Catherine of Bologna, an Italian nun from the fifteenth century, is what’s known as an Incorruptible Saint. After she died, she was buried in the standard fashion, but after eighteen days, a sweet smell emanated from her grave. She was exhumed, and her body was found perfectly preserved: incorruptible, unable to be corrupted by death. This was considered a sign of divine intervention, a symbol of Catherine’s holiness. Even today, her incorruptible form is preserved in the Chiesa della Santa in Bologna, and you can go and pray to her, enthroned in gold and velvet.
Now, as my poor mother knows only too well, I am not a practicing Catholic. But the spiritual traditions of Catholicism run deep in me nonetheless. Something about this ancient, Catholic mysticism vibrates at the same frequency as the tuning fork of my soul.
Once I saw Catherine, I was like, oh my God, this book has to have an Incorruptible Saint. What a perfect parallel for the dark richness of the Catholic wedding tradition, as paralleled by the dark richness of American wedding culture itself! Also, I can put in a haunted church! Also also, the Saint encompasses the duality of beauty and rotting, once again a symbol of American wedding culture!!! And there’s a whole maternal thing, too, since Catherine was an abbess — perfect for a book that’s basically about mothers and daughters!!!
Plus I got to write scenes like this:
What I am looking at is a dead woman in a box.
The box is glass. It’s unmercifully clear. The dead woman is, it must be admitted, spectacularly well preserved, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is a dead woman in a box. She is wearing a nun’s habit, enormous and thick and white and plain, complete with veil and guimpe, and these border the blackened, almost carved-looking, open-mouthed face.
The habit does not include a scapular, however. There’s no room for one, because her tunic is cut neatly open down her torso, the triangles of fabric peeled back to reveal her ratlike breasts, her sunken belly-button, a cracked open bloodless chest with the sternum surgically removed, and, hanging between two dried-up kidney-bean lungs, an impossibly red fat heart.
“They say she’s Incorruptible,” Mitchell tells me. “A Saint. That’s why she still has her skin.”
Except… that scene is not in the book.
It was, at one point. It isn’t now. Neither is the Incorruptible Saint herself. In the end, she was a little too, mmm, heavy-handed.
So she was turned into something else. Something better.
Mary Berman is a Philadelphia-based writer. She earned her MFA in creative writing from the University of Mississippi, where she was a Graduate Excellence Fellow, and she also holds a BA in writing seminars from Johns Hopkins University. Her short works have been published in Cicada, PseudoPod, Fireside Magazine, and elsewhere. Until Death is her debut novel.
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Madeleine Remillard - I know she was enslaved against her will by Fury, but she had a creepy obsession with her brother Marc and wanted to enslave him in turn.
Maybe it was supposed to be a quick walk to the other side of the local forest. Or was it part of a much longer journey, one that everybody knew was dangerous? Either way, something hasn’t gone to plan. The path is flooded or overgrown; the maps are old and out of date; or maybe our protagonist just has the worst sense of direction in the world, and now they’re lost.
Can your characters find their own way out, or do they need to be rescued? Is it a minor blip in an otherwise easy journey, or a potentially life-threatening error? How do they handle it?
Write a story about getting lost in the woods.
BONUS GOAL: “We’re not alone! There’s bugs!”
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